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[-] Drusenija@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

I can only assume this was the registration form for that Mr Beast video where he had 100 people in a room with one person of each age from 1 to 100.

[-] roon@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

This was the same thought that came to my mind as well! hah

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

Wow, what did they do? Was it actually worth a watch, it's a neat concept.

[-] PhilBro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Nah it was lame, some people had good strategy but it came down to crappy challenges and crappy people

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Ah. Yeah, that sounds about right. Here I was hoping they would actually do something profound or meaningful with such a wide variety of demographic slices in one place, but that's not how you become a big YouTube star, I guess.

[-] wethegreenpeople@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/FM7Z-Xq8Drc

Everyone got put into a cube and they just had to outlast the other people, while doing some challenges.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 40 points 2 years ago
[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Database stores as INT though, so you're still fucked

[-] derpo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Int you say? -17 it is. In Benjamin Button years.

Come to think of it, unsigned char is probably the best hardware data type for an age, if we assume nobody's going to cure aging completely.

[-] master@lem.serkozh.me 1 points 2 years ago

ok, my age is NULL

[-] 1Fuji2Taka3Nasubi@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

User with this age already grew up as soon as you press submit

[-] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Oh so you were a db architect Mr Vandelay ?

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

in the latex industry, yep.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So you're typesetting your database results?

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] baascus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Seems like someone forgot to normalize the age dimension in their OLAP cube!

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