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Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it's an interesting story.

I'll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That's it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

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[-] legoraft@reddthat.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

I use the names of greek deities for my host names, mostly geared towards the function of the server/computer.

  • Nyx (dark-blue laptop)
  • Hypnos (gaming machine)
  • Argus (pi-hole and reverse proxy)
  • Prometheus (minecraft server)
[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

My two wifi bands have always been Castor and Pollux.

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Server (big iron): Bender

Desktop (main character): Fry

Laptop (for accounting): Hermes

Netbook (small and dumb): Nibbler

Phone (held to my head): BrainSlug

HTPC (one big viewport): Leela

[-] Reven@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is my scheme as well! Pretty much to the t. Except my HTPC is hypnotoad and nibbler is my NAS.

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

OMG Hypnotoad HTPC is so much better! Why didn't I thnnk of that?

[-] piranhaphish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The printer's name is Marvin, from HHGTTG.

It never wants to work and always complains.

[-] lunchbox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

I originally named all my hardware after members of the Wu-Tang Clan plus some close affiliates, but I actually ran out of names, so now I use MFDOOM aliases for my workstations, and keep Wu-Tang for infrastructure, because it's for the children.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

I take a word that's related to the purpose of the new host and put it in an online translator and cycle through languages until I get something cool.

[-] Deebster@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

What names has this process come up with?

[-] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I name my devices after greek gods based on what I'm going in life at the time or after what their purpose is.

I named my first gaming PC "Poseidon" when I was doing ship related work. Now it's my server.

My gaming PC is "Asclepius", the Greek god of healing. Built when I got into healthcare.

Hermes, god of messeges, is my lil pi that helps with routing (pihole, pivpn, nginx).

My HTPC is Dionysus, Greek god of wine and parties.

My thinkpad is Persephone cus it looks good but doesn't do much. I might rename it.

The services that I run on these are just named "device-service" e.g. hermes-nginx

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I do the same but Egyptian

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[-] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

my local hostnames are all David Bowie related. I have: outside (my laptop) blackstar (server 1) starman (server 2) heros (desktop1)

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

I just memorise the IPs lmao. then again I only have 1 or 2 hosts up on my network ever

[-] ThePooDragon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

For my servers I try to use names from the Final Fantasy universe. Lately been focusing on FFXI end game bosses.

Kirin (opnsense firewall) Byakko (proxmox host) Tiamat (proxmox backup) Shiva (Nas)

The only clever virtual machine names I care to brag about are: DockBox (VM running docker) Jellxc (proxmox lxc running jellyfin)

[-] SnachBarr@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I’ve always done characters from Beatles songs

  • Walrus
  • Martha
  • Her-Majesty
  • Submarine
  • MissLizzy
  • Blackbird
  • NowhereMan
  • SgtPepper
  • Jojo
[-] Zag010@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

I self-host for learning and fun. So I name my home servers with the car names.

| Server | Hostname | car name | |


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| | RaspberryPi | cooper | Mini Cooper| | Old Laptop | Raptor | Ford F150 Raptor | | PC | Hummer | Hummer |

[-] clif@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mine are named after the penguins from the Madagascar movie : Skipper, Private, Kowalski, and Rico.

Unfortunately there's only four so I often supplement with a suffix. For example, I've got an old windows laptop kicking around that is "rico-w"

... I should really commit to a naming scheme with a wider array of options.

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Why limit yourself to the penguins?

[-] nf999@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Asterix & Obelix themed.

  • Asterix is a rpi4, strong and small with ssd running dockers with homeassistant, revproxy and webserver, and camera storage.
  • Idefix is a rpi3, mainly test only nowadays.
  • Obelix is my desktop running voidlinux.

I used to have Pneumatix which is the mailman as the mail server and Panoramix, the druid, as domoticz server, Heroix, chief, as firewall and Bellefleur, beauty, as webserver 😉 All were LXD virtual servers on a pentium 3. I try to find a character matching the functionality. Except for domoticz all are now dockers on Asterix, so less use of funny names.

Non linux machines would be roman names from Asterix & Obelix, but I have none ..

At work we used famous dogs. Laika, Pluto, Cerberus etc

[-] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Three-letter words that can be typed with one hand, since I have to type them frequently.

$ egrep "^([qwertasdfgzxcvb]{3}|[yuiophjkllnm]{3})$" /usr/share/dict/words
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[-] StructureOfChaos@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

localhost

Why: for privacy/anonymity concerns

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hmm, what does localhost.local do if you use mdns?

Also, your router must be a bit confusing:

  • localhost - 192.168.1.2
  • localhost - 192.168.1.3
  • ...
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[-] shiftymccool@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My home network is called The IT Clowd with these devices:

  • Moss - physical server
  • Roy - physical server
  • Jen - vm - main docker host
  • Richmond - vm - *arr stack
  • Denholm - vm - management, monitoring
  • Douglas - vm - Home Assistant stack
  • Basement - vm - development server
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[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

For my ProxMox server stuff I went with Lord of the Rings. The idea being the servers would be locations and the VMs would characters.

So right now my main server is Rivendell, and my PiHole on it is Gandalf ("You shall not pass!" Heehee eventually he'll have OPNSense too...)

If I get HomeAssistant at some point, obviously that'll be Samwise!

My Klipper VM for 3D printing is Celebrimbor, and the individual printers are named after various deities or myth figures of crafting/smithing/creativity like Brigid and Eitri.

For my client devices, I name my personal hardware after BattleTech mechs and that works well. It's intuitive because I can line up various roles and weight classes.

So my main desktop is Timberwolf, and my laptops are named after light mechs like Kitfox or Mistlynx.

Phones and tablets I don't really care about, they usually just name themselves after their model anyway. :)

[-] disgruntledpelican@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Rock types and Greek gods. Everything from emerald to Aphrodite.

[-] OmniLotus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  • Knowledge - Desktop
  • Enlighten - Laptop
  • Insanity - Server
  • Madness - Router
[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gotta say, from what I've heard from the trenches, "insanity" and "madness" sound like fantastic names for printers or print servers, but the router also makes perfect sense! Lol

[-] Coldmoon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

References to The Dark Tower or Murakami characters.

Every computer I own is an autobot. My primary machine is always Optimus Prime, has been since 2008. Other machines get other names generally slightly inspired by their role / nature. Bumblebee and CliffJumper are miniPCs of various persuasions, Preceptor is my "mess around with AI" box, my big server that handles most of my data and network services is Wheeljack, my Macbook is Mirage, my backup server is Powerglide, my TV (which is an old Dell all in One running Linux Mint) is UltraMagnus.

[-] brighteast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fictional planet names (mostly early Star Wars because I’m old): Dantooine, Naboo, Tatooine, Jabba (not a planet, but server for “data storage” hence smuggler reference), Bespin and odd one out Arrakis (laptop).

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I've named my last few computers after planets, with disks named after moons.

When I worked at Microsoft they had all kinds of clusters - OurGang with Spanky, Darla, Alfalfa... Addams with Gomez etc, Disney with Mickey, etc.

[-] Pulsar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Same, all celestial names.

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[-] ISolox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I named mine after different Half Life characters: GMAN- Server FREEMAN- Main Gaming Rig ALYX- Laptop

And so on...

[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Used to be astronomy based. Sol for actual network and then planets and stellar bodies and stuff. But I have so many devices now.

Now I just make it ass informative with as free letters as possible. Almost everything is 3 or 4 letters long.

So like fsrv for file server, msvr for media server and so on.

[-] cymor@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm a fan of Composers. Current and past servers

  • Bach
    • B.W.V. 565
    • B.W.V. 1067
    • B.W.V. 906
  • Mozart
  • Williams
  • Goldsmith
  • Zimmer
  • Arnold
  • Poledouris

New ones will be

  • Giacchino
  • Melumad

Services are just what they are.

  • git
  • Nextcloud
  • APC
  • etc
[-] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I use zerg units.

  • NAS is named Nydus
  • Homelab with a GPU is Hydralisk
  • Jail instance that I can use for random cron jobs is Drone
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[-] crabigno@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

I use names of bones for my different serves. I have metacarpus, clavicle, femur and coccyx.

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[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

My phone's name is "Samsung Smart Fridge™" because I think it's hilarious if someone is looking at hotspots or network info and go "what the hell is a fridge doing here-"

[-] koncertejo@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

My devices are named after planets from Doctor Who: mondas, telos, skaro, villengard.

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