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Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it's an interesting story.

I'll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That's it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

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[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I have pebble, pabble, pibble, rebble, rabble, ribble and nibble.

Though the primary server is old enough that it was from a time when I named everything after Transformers, so it's Shockwave.

[-] FunkFactory@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

pretty new setup but so far I've got

symmetra - synology dsm (nas)
junkrat - intel nuc main server

need to name my desktop/laptop now and maybe networking gear. thinking ramattra for the router and zenyatta for the bridge

[-] bikooo2@r.nf 1 points 1 month ago

I Used Gondolin for my PC but after reinstalling I didn't put it back on and left the default

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Colour + noun:

  • redbug
  • bluecar
  • yellowboat
[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Used to be astronomy based. Sol for actual network and then planets and stellar bodies and stuff. But I have so many devices now.

Now I just make it ass informative with as free letters as possible. Almost everything is 3 or 4 letters long.

So like fsrv for file server, msvr for media server and so on.

[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

My phone's name is "Samsung Smart Fridge™" because I think it's hilarious if someone is looking at hotspots or network info and go "what the hell is a fridge doing here-"

[-] ISolox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I named mine after different Half Life characters: GMAN- Server FREEMAN- Main Gaming Rig ALYX- Laptop

And so on...

[-] brighteast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Fictional planet names (mostly early Star Wars because I’m old): Dantooine, Naboo, Tatooine, Jabba (not a planet, but server for “data storage” hence smuggler reference), Bespin and odd one out Arrakis (laptop).

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have three Proxmox nodes named: acid1, freebones, and a partially decommissioned node aptly named pve

acid1 was named from a sticker I got in a big collection. I was extra sold on the name when I did some research into acid1 tests.

freebones is from an inside joke from a GPT3.5 bot I terribly finetuned using my friend groups entire chat history. At one point the bot randomly said “algebra: you get free bones” and I kind of just ran with that

[-] ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I use League of Legends regions. Except for one of them which is not a region but is called "lantern" after the Thresh's lantern in which souls are trapped.

[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 1 points 1 month ago

Named mine after "objects" from Iain M. Banks' Culture Novels.

Currently I have:

  • gsv
  • hub
  • excession
  • drone

Nice and short, and map roughly to the "power level" of the hardware, so to speak.

And my Yubikeys are named after Special Circumstances agents 😄

[-] kurotora@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think a similar post came few time ago, but no ashamed in my case. I use late pet names, for me as a tribute to their memory. Also, I try to put some logic in the name, like the squirrel name for a lightweight VM with not much services / workload or dog name for the reverse proxy (guardian function).

[-] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

My laptop is called xontros-gatos, which in my native language means fat-cat. Similarly, my server is called server-cat, a small laptop that I have for testing stuff is called small-cat and a new laptop that I just got is called fatter-cat.

I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS I LIKE CATS

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

I bet your whole network is connected by CAT. :P

[-] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 1 points 1 month ago
[-] isles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I only have 1 box really, it's named Hal. Seems helpful, not entirely sure if it's on my side. Could murder me. I keep an analog shotgun next to it.

[-] dave@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

When I was 18 and in my first job, my boss and I installed the very first windows NT file servers for a major uk public sector organisation. They were all named after beers that we'd drunk on team nights out. We had Blacksheep, Tanglefoot, Snecklifter, and so on. They were in a test environment so it didn't matter. Until they went into production...

That was over 30 years ago now, but I still usually resort to beers.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Slightly unrelated but when my family was remodeling our kitchen in the home I grew up in, we pulled the oven out and found the side of the cabinet had an interesting scrawl on it that must've been from one of the builders:

"When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer."

I found it so amusing wondering what the motive behind that was. So I guess your hostnames kinda reminded me of hidden beer-related tradesman graffiti. XD

[-] koncertejo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

My devices are named after planets from Doctor Who: mondas, telos, skaro, villengard.

[-] cymor@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm a fan of Composers. Current and past servers

  • Bach
    • B.W.V. 565
    • B.W.V. 1067
    • B.W.V. 906
  • Mozart
  • Williams
  • Goldsmith
  • Zimmer
  • Arnold
  • Poledouris

New ones will be

  • Giacchino
  • Melumad

Services are just what they are.

  • git
  • Nextcloud
  • APC
  • etc
[-] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

'fuck' and the family of 'fucking'

[-] Xanza@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Depends on how many hostnames I need. If I just need 2, using opposite duals is fun, {romeo,ruliet}.shakespeare.com. 4 I almost always use cardinal directions or the seasons; {north,south,east,west}.domain.com or {spring,summer,fall,winter}.domain.com.

If I need a lot of potential subdomains, you can't beat the Greek or NATO alphabet, giving you 24 and 26 hostnames respectively which can be further enhanced by using the purpose of the server with the alphabet;

  • beta-w02.domain.com # second webserver on beta
  • beta-db02.domain.com # second db on beta
[-] zourn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I use the most boring names: LASTNAME-LAPTOP LASTNAME-PHONE LASTNAME-SERVER LASTNAME-ROUTER

But, living in tight suburban spaces, I'm never confused whether a device is mine or somebody else's.

[-] GreatBlue@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

I'm in the name after location and function fraction. All but my printer, he's named Cthulhu because printers are a menace to humanity and it supports wake-on-LAN.

[-] redbr64@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Desktop: HAL9000

laptop: HALjr

Phone: HALnano

Then HALserver, HALprinter (octoprint), HALhome (home assistant) and so on... Big fan of Stanley Kubrick haha

Tried to get the hal9.ooo domain name but it was taken...

Edit: I use Dave as the username, so that in the terminal it is dave@hal9000, which just seems appropriate

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[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

[-] emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I tend to use the names of angels for my personal devices (which surprisingly was inspired by this and not NGE)

For laptops I tend to use demons instead, just seems to fit better (which actually was inspired by Gundam IBO but this is the list)

For example:

  • desktop (Linux side) is Raziel
  • desktop (windows side 😩) is Azrael
  • main laptop is Gusion
  • eBay Thinkpad is Barbatos
[-] Scribbd@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use concepts of games I like. Right now Alan Wake and Pacific Drive are the two of them.

  • Main Laptop: Typewriter
  • Steam deck: Poet
  • NAS: The Lake
  • Main Pc, that has become more a render station since I mostly work on a laptop and game on a steam deck: Lighthouse
  • Hue Hub: Light switch
  • Phone: Flashlight

But when I started to be more interested in networking and installed openwrt on my router, I was more infatuated by Pacific Drive:

  • Router: Outer Containment Wall
  • WiFi 5/2.4 Dual: ARDAnet
  • WiFi for iot: RemnantNet
  • GuestNet: OEZone
  • VPN: BreacherNet
  • Switch: SparkTower
[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

So you wanna tell me your NAS is a Data Lake? ;D

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[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

All of my infrastructure is named after terminator.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like after specific Terminator models, or characters or...?

Lol just had a funny thought:


"What's the server's name?"

"Max"

T800@localhost: ping Wolfie
PING Wolfie (192.168.1.10): 65 bytes of data.
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=0 ttl=64 time=0.123 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.110 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.115 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.118 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.121 ms

***
Wolfie ping statistics
***
5 packets transmitted, 5 packets received, 0% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max = 0.110/0.117/0.123 ms

"Your server is pwned..."

[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, my WiFi is called Skynet. My main nas s skynet vault. I have main vm called T800

[-] River_Tahm@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Places in video games is one option for me especially in cluster setups. EG cluster Tamriel has nodes Morrowind, Skyrim, Oblivion, etc.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

"Have you been to the cloud ~~district~~ lately? Oh what am I saying, of course you haven't!"

[-] irotsoma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I use Arthurian legend related stuff. Servers and desktops are locations. My portable devices are the names of swords. IoT devices are more explicitly descriptive since I won't need to type in, but it's more important to recognize them when I see them, like lightswitch-livingroom.

[-] octobob@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I used the names of the eldrazi from magic the gathering:

Ulamog: desktop PC Emrakul: NAS / Plex server name Kozilek: NUC mini PC

[-] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My first computer job was at a college that used names from ancient history and mythology. So I mostly still do that. Medea is my plex server. Zeus and Hera are the hosts for docker and VMs. Heimdall is the router.

The only break in the pattern is my storage, which is currently NASC and NASD...

Oh and my personal machine used to be HAL_9000 (complete with wallpaper and theme sounds) but now I just name it "box."

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

At home, colors Whatever color the purpose is.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Too many hosts.
Current scheme: British towns names. They are quite unique.

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