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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

A dairy dozen!

[-] MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

First they say a dozen means nine, then they say eggs are dairy. Don't believe the lies.

[-] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a Republican who Does My Own Research and this is OLD NEWS! We KNOW this! I heard it on Fox News!

[-] other_cat@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Me when this inevitably comes to pass

[-] dzso@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Don't try to tell me a dozen is 9, a dozen has always been God's number: 7!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The holy numbers of the current "chosen Abrahamic faith of God," are 9 and 19.

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