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[-] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 day ago

What if I told you there is a way...

[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

Having a vasectomy was the best thing I did for my couple sex life.

Now it's just worry free creampies all the time.

[-] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you're a man, get a vasectomy. They're super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.

Mine was done in my doctor's office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!

Highly recommended.

[-] Tabooki@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Reversal is not very successful

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

It is important to know that they are not easily reversible and not as cheap to reverse So I won't be that light-hearted about it but yeah, they're generally pretty simple to get and Might be possible to reverse

From what I read the reversal is not a 100% guarantee

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Plus you get your wizard powers after 30

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I also had a vasectomy. Mine came with a free panic attack. Luckily my urologist was really good and started tossing out all sorts of corny dick jokes. It legitimately helped.

That said, I was in and out within an hour and got to jack off as much as I wanted with zero guilt (I was mormon at the time - that's relevant, I promise). Cannibal Corpse made an appearance in my toilet the first couple times.

My wife, on the other hand, had to go to the OR to get her tubal litigation done. She chose to do so as a result of RvW being repealed. But we don't need to worry about condoms, which is nice, since she has a latex allergy.

[-] blarth@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 day ago

tubal litigation

Hello, I am a practicing genital lawyer. May I see them tubes plx?

Real men do their own vasectomy.

I used a kitchen knife while biting on a leather belt.

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago
[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~Balling~~ on a budget

Edit: Unballing on a budget

[-] rotkehle@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

got a vaccination two years ago and I live carefree. :) edit: got autocorrected, I meant vasectomy ^^

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago
[-] rotkehle@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago
[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Your comment got autocorrected to "vaccination". Just FYI.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Kinda like a vaccine against kids in a way

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Take your upvote and get out

[-] Treetrimmer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

They never really check

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And here I thought the autism they gave you were bad enough.

[-] rotkehle@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

So have cream pies and punch any child that trys to take it from you. They are small, I don't see the problem.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -5 points 1 day ago

There's the pill

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