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[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My wife was digging around under our bed for something and asked me to help pull her out, so I ran up and cried "oh no step-wife, you're stuck" and briefly dry humped her (don't worry I pulled ^her^ out). She said she bruised her ribs from laughing so hard 😂

[-] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

She has a great sense of humour, you should marry her!

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

I should! Just gotta grab her wedding ring so I can size a ring for her!

Seriously though, we actually joke about that all the time. We were good friends back in high school (way back in the 2000s), but "took the long way around" (long story), then reconnected and finally got married a couple years ago. Worked out great.

[-] PeteZa@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Your wife sounds pretty chill lol

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

She really is wonderful.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago

The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

It’s not actually illegal. It’s just weird.

The “step” adds some plausible deniability so you don’t get as creeped out

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

It's not incest if there isn't genetic overlap. Sorry. Don't care. Fuck it, I'm borderline asexual and hardly even look at any porn, let alone this niche of it, so I don't even have a horse in this race. As an outside observer, it's a stupid pointless manufactured conflict with no grounding in reality, only as real as superstition. I will never have any respect for anyone who gets hung up on something so trivial.

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Weirdly angry take supporting fucking people you might see on holidays for the rest of your life - I can assure you if you get married, your partner may not love this scenario.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

99%, if not more, of it isn't real anyway so it hardly matters.

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

What do you mean? Of course, they're actors that's the whole principle of pornography

[-] bigFab@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Why is this post blurred? Doesn't make any sense.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Re re re....repost.

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