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I outsourced my memory to an AI pin and all I got was fanfiction (www.theverge.com)
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[-] whalebiologist@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I compared Bee’s version of my day with my diary entry. I wrote about trying Paddington Bear-themed marmalade sandwiches in our office kitchen. (Not a fan. I did, however, note that the strawberry-flavored shortbread cookie was excellent.) I wrote several paragraphs about a sensitive text conversation I had with a friend. Bee never picked up these moments because memorable things aren’t always spoken aloud. It made me wonder: in a hypothetical future where everyone has a Bee, do unspoken memories simply not exist?

I liked reading this part because I had not considered that consumers of these products would have an expectation of their device to document their thoughts.

[-] dzsimbo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

It makes sense though, doesn't it? I imagine someone going in knowing it's machine learning doesn't have too many false assumptions, but they are being programmed in a way to mimic humans. The voice recognition part has come an incredible long way and I would not be surprised that this makes the uninitiated expect more of the language model than actually is there.

In this era of atomic isolation, even I wanted to believe it's true. Having an algorithm that remembers my name through reboots would deepen the sense that there is a pretty developed entity helping me. Luckily I skimp on the premium versions.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Why do people do this shit to themselves?

I swear if the Borg came down some people would be lining up to join the club.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

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[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

I heard the Eldar have a really fascinating new-
Why are you all aiming at me?

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago

Hey, free healthcare!

[-] JuvenoiaAgent@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Free healthcare, housing, energy... and I won't have to think anymore, sounds great to me!

[-] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Insert robo-eye since the left eye is not perfect 20/20

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

Anything breaks, we'll just replace it.

Including the brain. Especially the brain.

[-] I_R0_B0_T@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Borg-Garek, is that you?

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They are tech writers, that's their job

[-] T156@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If it wasn't for the whole forcing people thing, they probably would.

Their tech is much better, and you get as close to immortality as you can get, since your body is maintained by their tech, and your mind gets added to the hivemind.

Short of death, you'd never have a medical problem again.

[-] FatsoJackson@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

my private fan theory is that the Borg are actually the good guys but we only ever hear the gReAt fEdErAtIoN's POV

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I'd join the Borg in an instant.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I would be lining up to become part of the Borg tbf. It's basically giga-socialism

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I don't think you understand what the Borg are about.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fully providing every single need to their people in an attempt to create the most efficient worker possible? It just so happens that their "work" is assimilating people into the hive, but... The methods surrounding their work are pretty nice.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 0 points 1 month ago

I mean... the method is basically "join us or die"... I don't think that's particularly nice...

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[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

Amazing. Can't tell if you're joking or you are for real.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Amazing. You've yet to actually make a point in this conversation, only disparage mine without any counterargument lol

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do you? The Borg are a collective consciousness, it’s the most democratic government in the galaxy.

My only problem with the Borg is they have a queen.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

I don't think enforced conformity through literal mind control counts as democracy.

[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

If it actually worked, it would be really useful for a lot of people (it's me. I'm a lot of people)

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, if the Borg weren't so violent towards non Borg they would be the actual end goal of a lot of nerds. You're telling me we could be socialist cyborgs in space?

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

But the federation is already socialist.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And has cyborgs

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So? Can't the Borg also be socialist? We have multiple capitalist groups right here in real life

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Well sure, I just don’t know why I would join the socialist group that wants to remove free will when I’m already part of one that doesn’t.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Robot parts

[-] SeeFerns@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

So it listens to you and you can “permit it” to read emails and all that shit? I didn’t even know this kind of thing existed let alone that anyone would CHOOSE to allow this. Crazy.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

I outsourced my memory to an AI pin

This part is enough to ensure things are gonna get dystopian real quick. Spoiler: they do, and the thing also fails a lot.

[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Unlike the Rabbit R1 or the Humane AI Pin

And they describe the exact same crap.

[-] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

ewwww, a paywall.

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

A Firefox fork like IronFox with an aggressive adblocker setup like uBlock Origin in medium mode blocks paywalls and all kinds of annoying popups on most sites. Takes a bit of tweaking to not break some sites, but after that it's amazing.

[-] parmesan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

other people have made good suggestions as well but I use Bypass Paywalls Clean as a Firefox add-on and it works great

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[-] happydoors@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I like how they put in italics “it listens to all your conversations” and yet it’s still third in the list. Reminds me of how most mass media approach mass surveillance!

[-] roserose56@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I find it stupid yet somehow helpful.
It records everything you say, it also takes your time after to read the scripts, which could can be helpful at some point.
It's a no from me.

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