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Report: More Americans Moving Away From Urban Areas For Rural Life Where They Have Escalating Feud With Beaver (theonion.com)
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[-] Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Ill just leave it to beaver i guess

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

We should be exploiting the beaver's natural ability to make dams for new hydroelectric power plants.

this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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