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Anon gets ghosted (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 125 points 1 month ago

always host girlfriend locally.

rookie mistake annon.

[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

Time to go buy a framework desktop with 128 gigs of unified memory!

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unfortunately it's not shipping until Q3. What ~~am I~~ is anon meant to do in the meantime?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A VPS could work in the meantime. It'll cost a pretty penny, but maybe that's manageable for the next few months.

[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sell their soul for a Mac Studio with M3 Ultra and 512 gigs of unified memory. (Or one with specs comparable to a maxed out Strix Halo)

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

Time for a new Chinese online girlfriend

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

No need to go that far I have it on good authority there are hot babes in my area.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 38 points 1 month ago

My new girlfriend Nicole never replies ๐Ÿ™„

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 1 month ago

Ha ha, what an idiot. Now, my totally legit online girlfriend also started ghosting me, but that was shortly before I heard about a raid in a pig butchering scam in Myanmar. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

Oh no, Petunia!

better so i guess

this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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