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[-] leonprimrose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

In the words of Captain America:

"Let's not get carried away. I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don't inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I've never known a good Nazi."

[-] mr2meows@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

epic drinkin game: take a shot every time you see this image

[-] xye@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can feel Reddit giving me a warning for upvoting this

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[-] tiguwang@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not American, so I may be out of place here, but you shouldn't celebrate or support arson or terrorism.

We went through a drug war here during the time of our own strongman president that cost the innocents. His justification, wholly adopted by his supporters, was: the ends justify the means.

It was horrible and wrong. This is also horrible and wrong.

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not American either, but can confirm you are out of place here.

This is not horrible - this is people fighting back: the most beautiful thing ever.

[-] tiguwang@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

Fighting back by hurting inmocents? That's not right.

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

People who support nazis are not innocent.

[-] tiguwang@lemm.ee -1 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of them probably bought it before all the drama.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

“… earth humans…” What do you know that we don’t?

You could promise Supermán a green card - but tell him it’s the kryptonite that makes it green. He’d be in a right quandary then.

Seriously? 28 years - that’s monumentally absurd.

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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