Reminiscent of the Bill Hicks prankster god bit. The God of Christianity - at least the old testament - is kind of unhinged, it needs to be said.

"Why do I... why do I need to be naked for this, d-dad?"

God said to Abraham, kill me a son.

Further proof God is sadistic; he tricks old men into attempted murder. Good thing the Angel saw what was going on. Last thing Heaven needed was another faith scandal.

LOL I knew it wasn't going to happen, of course I know EVERYTHING, I just wanted to see you suffer as you treat your own son like a thing, like a worthless piece of mindless meat with no agency, no autonomous mind nor soul of its' own.