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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 119 points 9 months ago

Why is The Onion publishing real news these days?

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 100 points 9 months ago

This was published in 2018. They publish prophecies.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

"No way to stop this, says only nation where this regularly happens." Is probably the most prophetic so far, since it gets redecorated and posted again every so often.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Can they start making happier prophecies then?

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Seems demonstrably true without satire.

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

You didn't swallow the onion.

Reality did.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

I so much wish this was satire.

[-] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president." Satire is dead. Trump shot it in broad daylight and didn't lose a single vote.

[-] NOT_RICK_SANCHEZ@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Surprisingly enough it’s working, idiocracy was a documentary folks.

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago

/c/TechnicallyTheTruth

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Judges be like : but the law !

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

"Watcha gonna do? Judge me? LOL" - trump

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 8 points 9 months ago

It's right in there with the clause where all the 2A fans claiming defence against out of control gov lay down and kiss ass if it's only against 'those' people.

[-] donald_brady@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

This is truth.

[-] anonproxy00@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

I bit the oinion.

had, me for a sec. kinda true tho.

[-] Haess@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago

I mean, high velocity Minecraft bricks would.. anything would.. Or detainment, or magical spells, etc.

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