Do NOT set your own car on fire. They will notice every marker pointing at you! Instead, incompetently park in a visible area that is poorly lit at night, perhaps a Trump sticker. Maybe an anti-trans or pro racism sticker! Really REALLY scummy stuff. Get a custom plate that says ''YBMC'' or something else horrid. Really egg them on. What you really want is a total stranger you have never interacted with. Police fail to identify 90% of crimes that don't have a personal motivation to known victim and perpitraitor.

Buying a Hyundai of all choices after a tesla is doubling down on shitty car choices

I traded mine in. Was underwater by 10k. Fuck me, but fuck Elon more.

Hyundai EVs really are good. They made absolutely terrible gas cars but chose the transition to EVs to make new company out of themselves and they did an absolutly incredible job. They make some of the best EVs in the market.

As a Hyundai-owner...you should buy a Honda.

That's actually the face your Insurance company make when their claim adjuster reviews the Tesla 'Sentry Mode' footage.

I've heard insurance companies in the Un-united Dystopia of america have stopped insuring them

The irony here is that Hyundai models built 2019 - 2023 have an issue where they'll spontaneously combust.

Insurance fraud is cool now?

So long as only victims are insurance companies and Tesla, I am okay with it. To be fair, they kinda deserve it.

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You just know a dealership is going to get caught setting it's own Teslas on fire. That is going to be the free space on many 2025 Bingo cards.

I have owned only three brands of cars with a total of four different engines. And next to my Toyotas, my one Hyundai was incredibly reliable. Made it to 300k before I gave it away to my cousin. And the only time it ever left my in a jam was a Walmart parking lot when the starter burnt out. I walked across the street, bought a new one, and with the help of a YouTube video & $10 worth of tools from that very Walmart, shit was done. I highly recommend an old sonata to any one hard up, and in need for something reliable. Mine actually had heated seats! Easily the best $700 I've ever spent! I could rant about that car for ever.

This is the only good use of a Tesla now, IMO. Get it fully insured, then go park it in a dark alley near a popular area. It'll get torched before too long. No fraud involved with setting your own car on fire....

Then use the money to buy something that's not made by a Nazi.

Hyundai is not the move :p

Every time a Tesla cuts me off in traffic now, I contemplate following them until they park so I can carve "ASSHOLE" into the hood with my keys.

Man a shitty lining to this cloud is the kids that had to mine the lithium for the batteries into useless cars.