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"allegedly"
Suppose it was a sick ostrich?
Damnit you beat me to it
What a glorious gif. Man I wish I could use it at work.
What's stopping you?
Sigh wet blankets.
This sounds like a self-imposed barrier.
Lol. If you're brave enough, basically it is.
I say that because just yesterday I made a joke with this very reference at work.
Nice! Was it on the work giphy? The work one is limited and highly frowned upon what gifs we use. Dumpster fire gif got me a talking to once.
We use Slack.
We have a library of dumpster fire emoji.
Sounds like your employer is run by a bunch of stuck-up dipshits. I bet they're severely underpaying you, too.
Yea but who helped him? Takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich. Probably him and that muskrat
Oh it would definitely take at least twos people to fuck an ostridge. Musk must have helped.
I'm hearing it was a sick ostrich
Maybes it was a sick ostrich?
Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I've heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark 'ostrich-fucker' Zuckerberg!
As a fellow Community Fact Checker with "just trust me bro" accreditation and zero accountability for accuracy, my sources and friends all seem to agree with this assessment as well!
This news is of course, unsurprising, given Mark's recent and infamous "Oh, Llama" controversy, experts agree.
(Sources say the llama has so far declined to comment.)
Just an fyi: you don't need to mark something nsfw on a meme community just because it has a bad word. Nsfw is supposed to be for sexual or violent content.
Fixed. Thanks for the clarification. I also thought the implied bestiality joke might get someone dragged into HR if the wrong dork happened to shoulder-surf them so thought I'd play it safe. :p
If they're shoulder surfing while I'm at work, HR is getting involved anyway. It's a single person bathroom stall.
Dang, you gotta worry about butthole surfers too?
This is their goal, you guys realize that right?
When the internet is flooded with untrue statements like this, they can more easily and reliably deny the true statements for when they really start to fuck shit up.
Allegedly.
It was a sick ostrich
He probably had help.
Poor ostrich.
Ostriches seem mean. You get that far with an ostrich.. maybe you deserve to.
Stop victim blaming. There's no way that ostrich consented to having sex with a lizard.
I'm glad to read this on lemmy where fact checking isn't stopped so I know it's true
*Safe for work. Where do you work, a monastery?
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this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2025
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