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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by MonkeMischief@lemmy.today to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] 123nope567@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago
[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Suppose it was a sick ostrich?

[-] InfiniteHench@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Damnit you beat me to it

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

What a glorious gif. Man I wish I could use it at work.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

This sounds like a self-imposed barrier.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lol. If you're brave enough, basically it is.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I say that because just yesterday I made a joke with this very reference at work.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nice! Was it on the work giphy? The work one is limited and highly frowned upon what gifs we use. Dumpster fire gif got me a talking to once.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

We use Slack.

We have a library of dumpster fire emoji.

Sounds like your employer is run by a bunch of stuck-up dipshits. I bet they're severely underpaying you, too.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago

Yea but who helped him? Takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich. Probably him and that muskrat

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Oh it would definitely take at least twos people to fuck an ostridge. Musk must have helped.

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm hearing it was a sick ostrich

[-] ArmyTiger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Maybes it was a sick ostrich?

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I've heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark 'ostrich-fucker' Zuckerberg!

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

As a fellow Community Fact Checker with "just trust me bro" accreditation and zero accountability for accuracy, my sources and friends all seem to agree with this assessment as well!

This news is of course, unsurprising, given Mark's recent and infamous "Oh, Llama" controversy, experts agree.

(Sources say the llama has so far declined to comment.)

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Just an fyi: you don't need to mark something nsfw on a meme community just because it has a bad word. Nsfw is supposed to be for sexual or violent content.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fixed. Thanks for the clarification. I also thought the implied bestiality joke might get someone dragged into HR if the wrong dork happened to shoulder-surf them so thought I'd play it safe. :p

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If they're shoulder surfing while I'm at work, HR is getting involved anyway. It's a single person bathroom stall.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dang, you gotta worry about butthole surfers too?

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is their goal, you guys realize that right?

When the internet is flooded with untrue statements like this, they can more easily and reliably deny the true statements for when they really start to fuck shit up.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

He probably had help.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Poor ostrich.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ostriches seem mean. You get that far with an ostrich.. maybe you deserve to.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Stop victim blaming. There's no way that ostrich consented to having sex with a lizard.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad to read this on lemmy where fact checking isn't stopped so I know it's true

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

you bet hes gomna keep banning shit that makes his empire look bad

[-] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

*Safe for work. Where do you work, a monastery?

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