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[-] 123nope567@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago
[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago

Suppose it was a sick ostrich?

[-] InfiniteHench@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Damnit you beat me to it

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

What a glorious gif. Man I wish I could use it at work.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a self-imposed barrier.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Lol. If you're brave enough, basically it is.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I say that because just yesterday I made a joke with this very reference at work.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Nice! Was it on the work giphy? The work one is limited and highly frowned upon what gifs we use. Dumpster fire gif got me a talking to once.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We use Slack.

We have a library of dumpster fire emoji.

Sounds like your employer is run by a bunch of stuck-up dipshits. I bet they're severely underpaying you, too.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

Yea but who helped him? Takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich. Probably him and that muskrat

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Oh it would definitely take at least twos people to fuck an ostridge. Musk must have helped.

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm hearing it was a sick ostrich

[-] ArmyTiger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Maybes it was a sick ostrich?

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I've heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark 'ostrich-fucker' Zuckerberg!

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As a fellow Community Fact Checker with "just trust me bro" accreditation and zero accountability for accuracy, my sources and friends all seem to agree with this assessment as well!

This news is of course, unsurprising, given Mark's recent and infamous "Oh, Llama" controversy, experts agree.

(Sources say the llama has so far declined to comment.)

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 8 points 1 year ago

Just an fyi: you don't need to mark something nsfw on a meme community just because it has a bad word. Nsfw is supposed to be for sexual or violent content.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

Fixed. Thanks for the clarification. I also thought the implied bestiality joke might get someone dragged into HR if the wrong dork happened to shoulder-surf them so thought I'd play it safe. :p

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If they're shoulder surfing while I'm at work, HR is getting involved anyway. It's a single person bathroom stall.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Dang, you gotta worry about butthole surfers too?

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

This is their goal, you guys realize that right?

When the internet is flooded with untrue statements like this, they can more easily and reliably deny the true statements for when they really start to fuck shit up.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He probably had help.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Poor ostrich.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ostriches seem mean. You get that far with an ostrich.. maybe you deserve to.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Stop victim blaming. There's no way that ostrich consented to having sex with a lizard.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I'm glad to read this on lemmy where fact checking isn't stopped so I know it's true

[-] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

*Safe for work. Where do you work, a monastery?

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