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[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

You beat me to the punch, I just made one myself.

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck that rules

[-] YungOnions@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is this the first use of "mex-sickos"? Literally laughed out loud.

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 16 points 2 weeks ago

New Sickos just dropped

[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Si... Ja ja ja.. si!

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

[-] WeevilFriend@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I don't understand what I'm looking for lol

[-] buycurious@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe the supposed knee-rection?

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was a cartoon with a full set of fingers. Thought that's how you knew it was really God or something.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe God is talking out of his arse?

[-] RockBottom@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

When you skipped geography class and think America is a country.

this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025

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