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[-] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 5 days ago

3 coins is more than 2, so it's for men.
Cause they earn more.

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[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

This stuff is frustrating when you're drunk at some hipster bar, and gotta go real bad but first you've got to decipher the hieroglyphics. I wish they had standards like emergency exits so you don't piss yourself looking for the right toilet.

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago

Number of holes beneath the waist.

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[-] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

My cousin's husband is pissing in the sink then, after his operation for testicular cancer left him in the "none of the above" category.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago

2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 19 points 6 days ago
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[-] molten@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it's not a super active place like a mall or an airport.

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.

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[-] drascus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

But wait your already in the bathroom right? I mean what are those sinks about?

[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Two circles: Toilet and sink.

Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 12 points 6 days ago

If this is it, I never would have in a million years guessed it

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 days ago

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

spoken as someone who never used an urinal while drunk and so resting your head on the wall to steady up

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[-] fff45667@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

I'm guessing just rooms 1 (not pictured), 2, and 3, purely for administrative purposes, because as gendering options this doesn't make sense.

[-] dick_fineman@discuss.online 5 points 4 days ago

Instructions unclear; pissed on corner.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 14 points 6 days ago

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 13 points 6 days ago

Does everyone eventually end up using the crabs bathroom?

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[-] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago

This is like choosing a door on squid games

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago
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[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

If it's biology based, women have 3 and men 2, but straight line would make more sense. But that is only a guess and who knows what the symbols are actually based on.

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[-] FUsername@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago

On first visit, I'd secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago

I'm going to the one that looks most like an SCP logo.

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[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 12 points 6 days ago

it looks like youre already in a bathroom

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