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[-] donuts@lemmy.world 181 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

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[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 74 points 3 weeks ago

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

"Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 101 points 3 weeks ago

2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 28 points 3 weeks ago

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 81 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He doesn't know how to use the three rings.

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 weeks ago

My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 weeks ago

When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Ones boobs the other is a dick?

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago

This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).

Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 weeks ago

i mean.

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

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[-] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.

Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 3 weeks ago

I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.

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[-] Splenetic@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.

PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS

MWHAHAHAHHA

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[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

I can't read these runes. Life sense, roll for initiative.

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago

Number of holes beneath the waist.

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[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 3 weeks ago

They are already in the bathroom...

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 19 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's one of those places where the sink is outside, and the mystery hole is behind the doors.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago

3 coins is more than 2, so it's for men.
Cause they earn more.

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

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[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 19 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Two circles: Toilet and sink.

Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

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[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

The one on the right are for users of these

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[-] molten@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it's not a super active place like a mall or an airport.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago

i tried this once and oh man the womans restroom smelled so rancid i could never go back. it was traumatic

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 14 points 3 weeks ago

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Does everyone eventually end up using the crabs bathroom?

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[-] FUsername@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago

On first visit, I'd secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??

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