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[-] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

The one on the right are for users of these

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

And the left is for bicyclists?

[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That would make sense, yes, let's go with that.

[-] Deepus@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, so im gonna need three of these.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 179 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

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[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 74 points 4 days ago

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

"Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

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[-] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 days ago

When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

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[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 81 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He doesn't know how to use the three rings.

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 20 points 3 days ago

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 101 points 4 days ago

2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

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[-] Splenetic@lemm.ee 24 points 3 days ago

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.

The other one is for people with 3 nipples.

[-] Kwyjibo1@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 days ago

There's a sink. Problem solved.

My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

[-] gingersaffronapricat@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench

i mean.

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

[-] Polderviking@feddit.nl 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis

Due to the fact I'm essentially a 40 year old adolescent i have Olympic gold in seeing penises and (to a lesser extent) tits in everything, but you lost me here...

If this is is the answer it'll take the cake as most abstract rendition ever.

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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.

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[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This stuff is frustrating when you're drunk at some hipster bar, and gotta go real bad but first you've got to decipher the hieroglyphics. I wish they had standards like emergency exits so you don't piss yourself looking for the right toilet.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 3 days ago

I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.

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[-] drascus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

But wait your already in the bathroom right? I mean what are those sinks about?

[-] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 days ago

This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

[-] iii@mander.xyz 42 points 4 days ago
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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago

It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

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[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 3 days ago

They are already in the bathroom...

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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.

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