If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.
Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”
Hey Jim what did you on lunch? Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?
I'm pretty booked up, but I'll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.
Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer
You want your humour served up on a plato?
I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.
I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.
The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.
I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.
Just go hume...
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