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(Also are Programming socks memes welcome here?)

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[-] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 days ago

I personally prefer programming barefoot, but then I also use GNOME.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I used to own one less-feminine one, for the winters, but they became obsolete thanks to global warming.

[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

I need to buy new once. But am boycotting USA so its hard finding some

[-] Kojichan@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I never knew about this until my non-programming partner asked what I thought about them.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 82 points 1 week ago

Programming socks memes are always welcome here.

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

PowerfulTurtle and (Not) BurningTurtle meetup

[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago

Until BurningTurtle comes to the meetup.

[-] PowerfulTurtle@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

All 3 of the Turtles are together it seems.

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

Turtles are great computer science animals. They do graphics, and have shell access.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Meanwhile I’ll stick with my tree, it has root access.

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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 week ago

Wheres the introduction to Rust, choker, skirt, Blahaj, and Thinkpad X220?

[-] PowerfulTurtle@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

I ought to make my own programming starter pack meme with all those things.

[-] yuri@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

this comment genuinely reminded me that i need to both find my choker and finish installing linux on my x230t

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[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 week ago

You jest but I unironically want one of the Thinkpads with a Snapdragon X (|Plus|Elite) to compile my Rust on.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Woah, I said an older Thinkpad. We dont talk about what Lenovo has done to the modern Thinkpad image (theyve dragged it through the mud). Eveyone knows the last good Thinkpad was the T480.

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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 week ago
[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 26 points 1 week ago

I know that the company Functional Software brought out some Functional Sockware, I wore them for years.

[-] lucg@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

You can never have enough socks. Many a christmas goes by where again nobody gifts me a nice pair of socks. People always seem to think I am in need of more books to read!

(Hope I'm somewhat correctly recounting Dumbledore's answer in relation to the mirror of Erised)

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[-] pelya@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Eh, who is still using paper books to learn programming languages? Every popular language has a website with online manuals.

Well, except C, because it's crammed together with C++ on https://cplusplus.com/ and https://cppreference.com/

And socks just grow organically after 3 years of coding.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

I thought the books were for your shelf tbh. You put one for each language you claim proficiency in.

It's cool to have niche older books though. My friend has a programming manual in Estonian from either the very late soviet era or very early 90s that has both some dialect of BASIC and some niche dialect of Pascal that I hadn't even heard of.

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

The book is to get your monitor to an ergonomic height!

[-] bluGill@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

If you need to learn C, at least use the first edition of the book - the one without the ANSI additions is much smaller.

I''ve actually never read the second/and edition so I can't say if it is good or not. I can tell you that the first edition still has a proud space on my bookshielf though the acid paper is starting to take a toll and I suspect it won't be long and I'll be needing a reprint.

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

Doesn't the first edition use K&R style parameter lists and other no-longer-correct syntax?

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

My prof called K&R C "Knall und Rauch C", "bang and smoke C". Also: C lattice fence.

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

Socks? Check. Skirt? Check. Vape pen? Check.

It's study time.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Maybe good against programmers venous thrombosis. Should be acknowledged as a work related illness.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago
[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago

Programming socks provide a +2 programming skill buff. Their tight fit around the legs provides better blood flow through the legs which also means a better blood flow through the brain.

They also make you more cute :3

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago
[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah. Ok. To each their own.

Weird that I haven't heard about it until now tho. It's been my experience that an uncomfortable amount of software engineers are fairly conservative, but that's more likely because of being in the Midwest.

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

:( I also had a bit of a culture shock when I started working, after being young and naive and assuming people interested in tech were progressive, and going to a public university for CS surrounded by other liberals.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

See i didn't have that experience. I come from a long line of electrical engineers, and went to a Catholic private university.

The EEs, save for my mother, are ultraconservative. So I knew what to expect. I went for computer engineering, so my first job out of college was in a contract design services company that was mostly old white men.

When I got into my current career, which became entirely software focused, I was surprised to see such an array of conservatives, but found many more progressives than previously.

What I have observed in my 12 years of career is that the conservative individuals are very rigid black and white thinkers. In fact, when my cousin was diagnosed with autism, my uncle remarked that it was pretty weird that every engineer he met seems to fall into that diagnosis. There was already a quiet joke in the family that what they now call Autism was what they called engineers in the 60s-80s.

That's not to say autistic individuals are more likely to be conservative - but almost every conservative engineer I know falls right into this description. Interestingly, I know that ASD also has a large crossover with the LGBTQ+ community. It would make sense to me then, that this "programming socks" meme started.

It all seems to be based around who can accept change and who cannot. This, to me, explains why there are far more progressive programmers than conservative, and the opposite is true for other engineering fields.

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[-] Redkey@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago
[-] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Underrated joke.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 1 week ago

How are you supposed to program without programming socks?

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[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Some socks have horrible return times

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