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[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'd like to believe it. I don't, since I've never been invited, but I'd like to.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

They don't want you to know about turtle apartments, the ice wall, and Coppola.

this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2025

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