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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's not the truth. It's one of infinitely many truths. They hated him because Jesus didn't understand how implicit type casting between int and bool worked.

[-] owsei@programming.dev 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Lambda calculus gang has entered the chat with λx.λy.x as The Truth™

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I told them to leave a pamphlet and fuck off, but the pamphlet was a fixed-point combinator that put them back on my porch again.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

if ((1 > 0) == 1) printf("The OG truth\n");

[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

And then there are things like strcmp() that uses 0 as true. At least it is for a good reason, but still confusing.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I don't find it confusing at all. The function doesn't test equivalence, and the return value is not meant to be a logical value.

[-] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 15 points 5 days ago

Does JeSus use javascript?

[-] DrDeadCrash@programming.dev 17 points 5 days ago

That's 'truthy'

[-] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago
[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

No no..... negative three

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

His index started like -6 or -4 (assuming he even existed).

[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I'll take it over 0, because it will force people to think with what arrays are populated. And if 1 index or 0index is appropriate instead of defaulting all arrays and loops at 0.

this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2025
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