Fuck Oracle.
I hope Oracle will finally send out mails to the affected customers. No idea if I am affected as Oracles login process is so convoluted that I have no desire to deal with it or understand it.
Just assume you are.
Oracle is a public company. Public companies must file data breaches with the SEC or they can get into some hot water. They are not ran by smart people.
You mean the SEC in the US? You're kidding right? Nobody cares about any of that anymore. Does the SEC even still exist? Worst case scenario, Oracle just gives some money to Cheeto and they're done
Because they can hide it & not face any consequences.
The number of clients I've worked with who are "stuck" with Oracle passes the 50% mark and I'm just one person.
One company said that Oracle offered them a de-obfuscation tool to migrate elsewhere for a mere $2M. Absurd.
Fuck Oracle.
Uh, what, you can't just pull your data and move elsewhere?
Oracle is not a tech company it's a racket run by an army of lawyers. Obligatory link to Bryan Cantrill's talk.
In that market, it might be a decent deal.
Ok, who of you guys is working with Oracle Cloud and has not yet rerolled all API/Access Keys, passwords and so on? And what company do you happen work for? ^Just asking for a friend^
Omg we have the same friend! Also no 😬
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