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Shoutouts to Keith (lemmy.world)
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[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago

I read this as “deceased” at first, and now I’m wanting to see more dead animal mascots.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

[-] zaphod@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

Are you also an obese, diseased rat?

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 13 points 1 year ago

He doesn't reply, so...

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I take offense to that. Yes.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago
[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I will do my best.

Hey guys, new operator drop. Heard you guys like making immutable things mutable, and const_cast is just so many letters and is vaguely readable. I present to you the ::&& operator that will maybe make things mutable or immutable under certain conditions that will only be explained in YouTube videos spoken by an Indian man in a subway train station.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

My main man keef

[-] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

There once was a rat named Keith

Diseased and severely obese

He needed the money

Days weren't that sunny

So c++ mascot he'd be

[-] fuggadihere@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Keef looks startled

[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Makes sense.

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

Tour of C++ tells you everything you need to know about the people developing it over the years:

San-serif code font and uglyass variable names.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Much like her engineers.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Tbf c=c+1 began as a farce

[-] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I like this

[-] SickPanda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Spur4383@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Notice that it shot itself on the foot using tools it did not understand.

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