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I can't poop anywhere but home.

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

no kidding. if your dog had diarrhea on your balcony, would you smear it with toilet paper until clean or would you wash it off?

thought so.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 4 days ago

Use the hose to spray it onto the balcony under me. It's dog shit all the way down.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

either way, it involves washing

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If your dog shit in your dining room would you grab the garden hose?

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

no but id probably use more than just paper

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Do they have bidets in public restrooms?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

Given that OP said "I can’t poop anywhere but home.", I'd assume not where they live. Certainly also not here in Germany. From what I've heard, Japan has toilets with a built-in bidet in public restrooms.

[-] monovergent@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Properly maintained, they can definitely introduce more people to the benefits of bidets. The one time I used a public bidet during a layover at the Narita airport, I was immediately sold on the idea. I installed a bidet attachment when I came back home. The only other instance of a public bidet I've encountered was inside of a self-cleaning restroom in Switzerland.

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