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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by robocall@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

The license says 9PEN155. I think it says PENIS. The driver was a man. Did this guy win the license plate lottery? Or did he pay for a vanity plate that was subtle enough that it got through the censorship?

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[-] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

It clearly states he has 9 penises

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

My theory is that it is saying to "9 to 5 penis"

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Dicking around work? Could be legit.

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

A man with 8 sons.

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's his "number."

[-] theluckyone@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

I get the impression he's saying he's not compensating.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

🎶 Penis nine-to-five ... 🎶

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

🎵 what a way to make a livin’🎵

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

♬♩ barely getting by ♩♫

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

“more like 5AM”

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Do California license plates normally come in the format 1AAA111?

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

yes and they won't let you buy a vanity one in that format either.

[-] lakemalcom10@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Kind of match with their climate and forest fires.

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

What does the license plate character format have to do with climate or forestt fires?

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You get to shout Ahhhhh!!!!! it's burning or super dry! Just my dark joke guess people did not get it lol.

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, a friction burn joke. It might have been a little :ahem: dry.

[-] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Since Idaho is a racist hellhole that can’t even admit the existence of the Spanish language, a friend was able to get a license plate reading:

JODIDO

by making up a story about Jodi and how she ‘do’.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Google tells me this means “fucked” or “fucking”

[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lost, confused, mixed up, fucked up, that’s how Jodi do!

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Paying for vanity plates is too expensive. It was cheaper to legally change my name to "PJR 567".

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I thought this was a Tesla at first and I hoped he'd gotten a free vanity plate from a clever DMV worker.

[-] Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

A55 🍊 RGY

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If that went through a censor, they need a new censor.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Big fan of "openness", not a big fan of spelling.

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised that got through the vetting process, which I thought existed in most places.

Here in the UK, potentially offensive plates are altered or just plain skipped. There was a sitcom in the '90s that used one such "illegal" plate as an end-of-episode visual punchline, which had, up to that point, only been referred to as a "pornographic number plate". There's no way it would have made it onto the road in reality. P one five five OLE as I recall.

To give you some idea of how stringent it is here, back in 2007, one region had one of their region codes temporarily changed to TN from SN so that their plates wouldn't start with "SN07", i.e. "snot". Something similar almost certainly happened in 2017 for the SH region code, but I don't remember any news stories about that.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

California does also have a rule against potentially offensive vanity plates. I was also surprised this got through.

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's the true Naga 🐍

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