"May you live in interesting times" is not a blessing.

"My neighbor in NJ is a zionist but they aren’t murdering anyone or stealing land even if they support Israel doing so."

You implied your neighbor supports Israel murdering Palestinians or stealing land. Your words, not those of Kronos.

If enough of us just stop paying federal taxes...

"Oh, fire whatstheirname? Sure thing boss. Just gotta send a few emails..."

I picked up a fifty year old English built sailboat (Westerly Centaur) for all of $500. My local yacht club (more a working man's boat club than the posh social group that the name suggests). Prior owner fell up on hard times in the middle of a refit and stopped paying storage fees. I picked her up from the club after they placed a lien on it. Since the club is full of powerboat owners, none of them were interested in buying a sailboat.

I'm working to finish the refit, doing the majority of the work myself. Helps that the club fees about to about $1100 a year. $400 a month would be excessive if I weren't living on the boat full time... And refitting a boat while living on her sounds like a miserable experience.

I die changing a CV axle.

How did they know I own a Subaru?

I prefer "Gulf of Trump's an Infantile Imbecile" or "Gulfed only by Trump's Impotence and Ignorance".

I've used Gentoo on my main desktop for decades.

Anything else in the house gets Kubuntu on it, 'cause ain't nobody got time for that.

Dr. Oz told members of the National Governors' Association (video below) that uninsured Americans "don't have the right to health," but should be given "a way of crawling back out of the abyss of darkness of fear over not having the health they need." That, he suggested, could come via physicals in a "festival-like setting."

Additional context doesn't make him sound much more convincing.

Trump would have to stop fellating Putin to do something about it.