Me riding the stonk market
Me after someone taps on my shoulder and says "goose"
Stockmarket's are totally decoupled from the health of the real economy. The real economy is already toast.
Only small porkies and workers will potentially lose from this.
Hedgefunds win if line goes up and when it goes down.
I should have been born a hedge fund
yes
AHAHAH.
I'm proud I buy only Chinese stocks, they've never failed me yet 🇨🇳
The Dow isn't even cracking the top 20 single day percentage drops. 
How many times can our big wet president call takesy-backsies on tariffs before some disgruntled billionaire sends a paramilitary squad to Mar-a-Lago? Nothing surprises me anymore but I feel like this is not sustainable long-term lol
Last night I dumped everything I had into short ETFs. Why is any of this legal?
I wish I had known there were short ETFs
These numbers are weak tbh. I would expect -15% minimum if the market actually thought these tariffs were real and would last.
stocks are crashing bigly
Rookie numbers. Throw another digit on there at least.
Buy the dip
too soon?
Last week someone mentioned there has been a trend Fridays being big sell days due to unpredictable news that trump may drop over the weekend. Maybe that's migrating to Thursday
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