Excuse me but that isn't an official, original "Colin the Caterpillar" cake from Marks & Spencer, but an inferior and entirely unauthorised " Curly the Caterpillar" clone from Tesco.
As a proponent of fine British cuisine I take offence to this dire misrepresentation.
Oh god you're right. I'm sorry I was blinded by the glory of the bean pizza and didn't notice
Glory!?
It is a warcrime
Look, I visited Britain a few years ago and you guys had pie with fish in it, which seemed kinda unique, fish & chips with vinegar in a newspaper, shortbread, haggis and other non-dessert "puddings" and breakfast with sausages etc.. (Also, we went to an Indian restaurant in Britain and it was really good. Like world class good ngl.)
British cooking has a bad reputation, but they make really good comfort food. Sunday roast, yorkshire pudding, steak and ale pies, shepherd's/cottage pie, full english breakfast, pasties, fish pie, beef wellington, scones! I could go on. Sure it's mostly brown and beige food but cooked properly all of these dishes are really tasty!
This meme is British people poking fun at ourselves.
Americans just recycle the same jokes from Reddit "lol conquered the world but doesn't use spice". From people who've never left their home town. You can ignore those.
The French also insult our food and they have more of a point but that's another matter and I'll personally fight them over it
British Curries are different than a lot of "authentic" indian curries, but they have become a thing in of them selves, over the years, and they are great.
British “Indian” restaurants are genuinely S-tier. In Oz curries are too wet and they put cream in all of them regardless of the dish.
They have curry in Oz? Idk how I missed that part of the movie
They should lock the whole country up for the baked beans pizza
Heinz is a US brand. You can blame them.
I'd like to try it though. Looks... interesting.
I prefer to get a normal pizza and put my own baked beans with it.
Look at Gordon Ramsey over here, bet he serves it on a plate and everything
Somehow this is such a Ken M response lol
It's great that you acknowledge that beans on a pizza is in fact not normal
Not normal for a pizza to come with beans included, no. More normal to provide your own beans.
I guess this is what the US thinks the UK likes, and the UK likes it enough for Heinz to keep manufacturing it and selling it in their country 😂
A long, long time ago when I worked somewhere that briefly made Fridays optional over time days, on a Friday we’d order breakfast to work sausage, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, and beans on something baguette like was very common. The old adage applies …”don’t knock it until you’ve tried it”.
I haven’t had beans on pizza. I’ve probably had worse though.
I'm sorry ma'am, here's 250~~g~~ ml of ~~sugar~~ corn syrup
You mean 32 bumblebee's, right?
I guess I should have spoken to them in their language.
Here's half a cup of corn syrup.
So kind, I'll think of you on my early deathbed
We are savages, aren't we
No no, savage is eating meat straight off the bone.
This is refined... One might even say "Ultra Refined".
I'm sick of people coming at Canada for Hawaiian pizza when the British are putting baked beans on their pies.
What's the fried noodle looking thing on the left?
Turkey twizzler. There's a whole Janie Oliver backstory...
Jamie Oliver
Say no more. I already know it's inedible.
Hold on Uncle Rodger... He tried to get them banned, therefore logic dictates that they're actually pretty good!
From Turkey or is it at least made of actual Turkey?
Low quality turkey (animal) meat, mashed up and mixed with rusk, water, other low quality "meats" (offal, ears, pig trotters, bumholes etc) and an array of flavourings and sweeteners and reconstituted into a helical shape and coated with breadcrumbs and oven baked.
Basically the same as any other easily affordable breaded, reconstituted meat product, except it's in a helix instead of a sausage or burger pattie shape.
I've never had one, but they're probably delicious.
bumholes
For true, British tastebuds. Yummy.
Freddos are aussie
These british cunts are trying to steal our fucken frogs!
It's scottish but potato scones and square sausage is the best breakfast food ever.
At this point we salute the fallen.
The beans and sausage filled Findus Crispy Pancake.
o7
Gone but never forgotten
Heinz baked bean pizza sounds kind of amazing... I'm guessing that ones not available outside the UK though lol maybe I can make it myself at home
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