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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 92 points 10 months ago

Freeze peach!

Sue the health inspector for violating your 1st amendment rights!

[-] simbico@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 months ago

10/10 pun, I'm peachless

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

What does Rupert's Land Act of 1868 have to do with peaches?

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 10 months ago

I call BS you don't fail inspections because of one thing. This place is probably full of fucked.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

Apart from a frozen peach, the marionara was left open with mushrooms, bowls were burned; the kitchen was a toadal disaster!

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 months ago

I think the bigger issue is the toads dude.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yea and fucking Jeremy was stirring the clam chowder with his dick again, and this time it was as the inspector walked in! I mean sure, it's impressive but you can't let people walk into that blindly!

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

That's called culture where I'm from. That inspector knew jack about good food.

[-] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

... Did they check this place on a Wednesday?

could've pushed it over the edge

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

One would hope that a restaurant inspector could discern between frost and mold.

[-] fishos@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago

It's not in a labeled container with expiration dates. Can't keep food on the freezer shelf like that.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 38 points 10 months ago

Correct. You'd also get just a point or two lost because of it. If your place failed, it wasn't just because of this peach. This was probably the least of the problems they found.

[-] fishos@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Exactly. At best, this was the thing that made them look extra closely at everything else just in case lol. Like you said, wouldn't be more than a few points.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

That's something I would do and feel like such a jackass for it.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 points 10 months ago

I blame management for not checking.

[-] disgrunty@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It's a donut peach!

[-] recursiveInsurgent@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Goofy ahh looking peach.

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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