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or if any of y'all wanna chat, I got heeeeellllla time on my hands

here because aliens tried to bum fuck me (no questions about got why im in here allowed)

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[-] ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

here because aliens tried to bum fuck me

All I could think of 🤣

[-] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

My thoughts exactly 😂

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

If you really have time, find a research project on Zooniverse and help out.

https://www.zooniverse.org/projects

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Good luck! Hope you get better soon. Have a blurry photo of a cat for companionship. Cat

Maybe that worked. I'm not so good with uploading in comments.

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 9 points 2 months ago

fuck yeah, thank you

tell the kitty I said hi please

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

She did the slow squish eye blink, so pretty sure she is happy with the hello!

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 6 points 2 months ago

wooooo!!!

best thing to happen to me all day

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

If you've already done the daily wordle you could try sedecordle. It's sixteen wordles at once!

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 5 points 2 months ago

I forgot those existed

[-] GiantChickDicks@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago

Is your bum going to be salvageable?

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 5 points 2 months ago

I was so confused, I forgot what I said I was in for

yeah, it'll be alright I think

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You can download a stop animation app to your phone and then make a little movie with whatever you have on you hospital table.

You're welcome.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Play balatro

Or stardew valley

Thank me later

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

This is what Steam Deck is for.

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 9 points 2 months ago

not everyone has $500 to drop on a game console

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

You mentioned having your phone in a another comment, so I'll suggest you look into emulation. SNES and Gameboy (various generations) work pretty well if you can get used to not having physical buttons.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

here because aliens tried to bum fuck me (no questions about got why im in here allowed)

  1. So, um, how’s it going?
  2. What would you normally be doing right now?
  3. What hobbies do you have?
  4. How long are you going to be the hospital?
  5. Any cute nurses you can throw my way?
[-] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's a dailygames community.

ETA- i think there's a random Wikipedia community.

Check out the AFIs to 100 movies.

Learn a skill- duolingo or ukelele.

Lean about blackjack or craps and play online for free.

Build a model.

[-] Ludrol@szmer.info 2 points 2 months ago

What is your funniest story as a Tire and Lube tech?

[-] hyena@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Read a book!

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Try reading manga using kotatsu. You lose nothing, very simple to get started, should be fun

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 2 points 2 months ago
  • squaredle
  • sudoku on extreme mode
  • read an article you've been putting off
  • sleep
  • learn something you're interested in
  • write a diary
  • investigate what you're going to do next
[-] Zentron@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

You could always do some math equasions , i love doing some for fun from time to time .. good for the brain excercise too

[-] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Where do you get math equations? I used to love doing algebra but I haven't in decades

[-] Zentron@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I got a few old textbooks from highschool that are 300+ pages of math stuff , but i think you could find some good ones around the internet

[-] bitofarambler@crazypeople.online 1 points 2 months ago
[-] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What was your dream job as a kid?

What is it now? (Assuming you are not a kid)

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 3 points 2 months ago

i wanted to be am astronaut, then train conductor, or maybe the other way around

now I'm a tire and lube tech

super happy, making more money than ever, doing stuff I (mostly) enjoy

[-] Fungah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I once got 46 pages into an erotic STNG fan fiction thing. It's one s x scene away from being done. I've been told it's very hot, and that is very confusing. It also features brief interludes with a panel hosted by Canadian hockey legend Don Cherry, Mario Lopez, and Kristen Whig for some reason.

I can send it to you and you can finish it for me.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee -2 points 2 months ago

Do you have access to any games?

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 2 points 2 months ago
[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee -3 points 2 months ago

Would you be up for a chat?

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