CEO accused of choking man on cruise ship over barefoot dancing incident - National | Globalnews.ca (globalnews.ca)

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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[-] noride@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

I'll bet anything they don't even fire this guy.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 15 points 3 weeks ago

First American Financial Corp, a home title loan insurance company. Wow.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

DeGiorgio is charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States. If convicted, he faces up to one year in prison.

International waters? That's a keel haulin'!

[-] IAmLamp@fedia.io 2 points 3 weeks ago

Best way to scrub the barnacles off

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Aye matey, tis the best use of CEOs at sea!

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

A CEO was a bad guy? A CEO is the hero of the people. They would never be evil!

[-] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is !offbeat, so

[-] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, there are a lot of these cruise ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that barefoot dancing isn't safe.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Photo of the ship Resilient Lady

What a monstrosity.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Put him in a straight jacket and keep him in solitary.

[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

If it's on a ship, they'll lock him in the brig.

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's a cruise ship. Put him in the cadaver closet.

[-] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Let's send Luigi on a cruise

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