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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now (theonion.com)
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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

This administration is coinciding with the beginning of the largest wealth transfer in US history…the death of the boomers. They’re going to siphon all that wealth to the top with no chance for it to circulate again.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 4 days ago

"Those pearly gates aren't free, you know."

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

“Streets of gold? In this economy?”

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