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[-] Sphks@jlai.lu 26 points 1 month ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

It's probably self-conscious enough about that without you pointing it out asshole

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It grew up in the ‘hood.

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, and it is still fully functional. Can you say the same of your inferior body shape? All hail our new crustacean overlords!

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

his name is Franklin

Aww

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Crabs are just sideways lobsters.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah? I guess your mom is HIGHLY evolved then

this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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