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How to burn thousands of calories (lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz)
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[-] Phantom_Engineer@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago

Just start your car. It's cheaper

[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 20 points 1 year ago

False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.

Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You can't stop me from taking this as financial advice!

[-] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Too late, the cat is toast already.

[-] HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.

[-] Gemini24601@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .

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