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Holy Electrolyte (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn't he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 week ago

More consequences than if it had raped some kids.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I have been in IT for 20 years, have both a BS and MS in Information Technology, and I will never understand why EVERYONE has such a hard-on for AI; especially given its track record of “hallucinations”.

[-] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Aren't a lot of religions based on hallucinations that specific people have had?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Goddamnit. Take my effing upvote.

[-] Ithorian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That image makes me think he's going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

"Is this about that little spying incident?"

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's got what babies crave.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I legit thought it was going to say it found some way to molest a kid

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Somehow, I imagine it similar to this

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean, I'm not a theologist or anything, but based on other precedents, if someone was dying and wanted to be baptized at the last second, and no source of water could be arranged on time, the Gatorade baptism would probably be accepted by the Catholic church.

Transubstantiation of Gatorade into Holy Water doesn't even sound that outrageous when priests claim to transubstantiate wine to blood on a daily basis.

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sippin on the haterade as usual.

[-] omnioki@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

“It’s what plants crave.”

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

wow they weren't kidding about civ7

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

Idiocracy 2, where the dumbest priest ever is sent into the future to save Catholicism.

[-] KelvarIW@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago
[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

You can literally do it with spit.... And that's not a hypothetical. You can do it with any fluid if necessary... How is this controversial?

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

You got me to laugh, updoot

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For those who don't know, "AI-powered priest" in this case means a 3d model run by AI, not even a real person. The pronoun here is "it" not "he".

I think Father Justin can decide his pronouns on his own, don't you?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Strictly speaking no LOL - AI doesn't "decide" anything.

[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 week ago

Getting in the habit of respecting all beings' pronouns will make it easier for you to respect human beings' pronouns.

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

An AI is not a person under any point of view. It is not entitled your respect/empathy/compassion any more than any other object is. I respect people's pronouns but that thing is not people.

Getting mad over someone calling it "it" because you are misgendering it, is the same as getting mad over someone saying Twitter instead of X because you are deadnaming it (which is ironic, considering who owns Twitter).

Plus, humanizing an AI will make you feel less threatened by it, and feel less bad when it takes over some person's job, so you should actively avoid it in respect of other actual humans.

[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 week ago

I'm not getting mad, I'm suggesting how you can make your life easier.

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 0 points 1 week ago

Nah, we humans don't need fake imitations of people to practice not being a jerk with each other, we can just choose to. It's the kind of freedom and privilege that comes with "being actual sentient living beings". Unlike these things that need to waste heaps of energy to imitate what we humans told them to.

[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

No, I'm pretty sure the person I replied to misgenders their trans friends. They said so.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I've had a trans friend for years, who for some reason chose "zim" and whatever goes with that as his personal pronouns. He knows I respect him as a human being, and he respects my attitude about not demanding individualized language from others. We get along very well and treat each other as equals, as it should be. When he had a recent mental health crisis my house was where he came for refuge, because he knew it was a safe place. I think walking the walk is more important than talking the talk.

[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 week ago

Well I think you could be a better friend to zim if you tried harder.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Lookup Dunning-Kruger effect

[-] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

As an actual, honest-to-God (Episcopal) priest myself, the idea of an “AI priest” is very troubling.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The church will make an AI priest before making a woman a "priest"

this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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