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[-] Hafty@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

This is at a restaurant. Someone paid money for cheese and raw onion on bread. What are we doing here?

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 months ago

Probably drinking first and eating secondarily

[-] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There’s not enough booze in the world to make me rawdog an onion like this.

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Raw onion on a deli sandwich is great, but maybe not quite so much...

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Vidalia Onion is good this thick, but usually only in a burger. It’s a very sweet variety, though the sweetness and flavor have declined as it’s become more available I feel. At least where I buy them.

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[-] vivendi@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

Funny. We Iranians almost always eat raw onions alongside food, but everyone in the west seems to hate them unless it's dripping with 6 liters of frying oil

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I think if you tried the onions we have available to us, you'd understand.

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[-] khannie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You say that now but that sounds exactly like every fucker I've ever heard with a hangover saying "Jaysus, Mary and Joseph and all his carpenter friends I'm never touching a pint again."

As my father used to say "hunger is good sauce".

Four pints in and no dinner I'd gobble that down. GOBBLE IT. Best sandwich I've ever had at that point I'd wager.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This is the truth.

As my father used to say “hunger is good sauce”.

I went camping with my dad up in Canada in early April. Completely snuggled down in my sleeping bag, hiding from the creeping cold, it was the best sleep I've had in my life. That morning I got up and had starbucks instant coffee (no cream or sugar) heated on a pot over the campfire, and a can of Hormel corned beef hash from the same fire. That was the best coffee and best breakfast ever. I'd freeze for a other night to replicate that feeling. I don't think it comes entirely from misery though, I think it comes from the inability to have anything else. The nearest town was hours away, and so that cheap coffee and canned hash was literally the best food available. There was nothing else to have, so there was nothing else to want.

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[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Pubs aren't restaurants. If your pub has menus on the table after 7pm it's not a pub. It might be a bar, depends how much they're persuading people a pint of shite lager should cost.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

How do you feel about gastropubs?

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[-] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 months ago

That fat slice of onion looks brutal af.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

You misspelled "delicious."

[-] alehc@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

No they didn't.

[-] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

You must've hated spelling bees as a kid

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Maybe they did hate spelling 'bees', but I bet they loves spelling 'delicious'!

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[-] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

Looks drier than Ben Shaprio's wife. Jesus Christ, man... Couldn't you lube it up with some condiments or something? This criminal act you call a sandwich should come with a choking hazard label.

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 months ago

I'm absolutely going to steal and search for a reason to use that first line

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[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It is you who do not see...

The onion is the lube, the onion is life.

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[-] isles@piefed.social 29 points 2 months ago

They're doing it for the gains.

[-] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Even if you did though you could spice this up cut up the onions fry them up a little bit melt that cheese and that bread on a pan. boom! you got a nice grilled cheese with some grilled onions

[-] OrgunDonor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Raw onion is better than fried onion(I may be alone in this though). I do agree with melting the cheese, or just add more too it. This is a travesty.

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[-] toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

ITs A MeLt [insert spongebob chicken meme here]

[-] AlfredoJohn@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

Europe: "terrorized and colonized the world to get spices" Also Europe: "serves up absolute disgusting food like this"

What the fuck was it all for?!?!

[-] rabber@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

UK isn't Europe it's just some shitty island

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

British Empire: Steals all the worlds spices

Also British Empire: Refuses to use any of them

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[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I see nothing wrong with this.

[-] Fenrir@lemmings.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Jus a sammich, innit?

[-] Notso@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Just the good people of the Blur Boar Pub doing god's work, steadily battling shrinkflation one cob at a time. https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/leicester-pub-goes-viral-gargantuan-9596401

"A Leicester city centre pub has gone viral online on account of its humongous cheese and onion cobs. The manager of The Blue Boar pub on Millstone Lane, Jo Kearley, said they get comments “every single day” on their gargantuan size, but admits that they can’t now start making them smaller. She said: “We don’t want to be labelled with the whole ‘shrinkflation’ thing. Our sort-of saying is that we aren’t ‘just a cob shop’, we also sell beer.”

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

My ancestors trail recipes are more varied than this, and half of them are just normal foods with chili poured over it. Why are you like this England actual cavemen had more varried foods, at least chop up the onion a bit more and grill the whole thing.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 13 points 2 months ago

Is there a reason they couldn't heat any of that up?

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

that looks amazing, imma make one tonight

[-] Pupscent@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago
[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

omfg I forgot that I was gonna do this and I didn't go the the heb

also, red onion is good, yellow onion is good, white onion is good, all different but all good.

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[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

No one was putting that much cheese on a ploughman's during the war.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

My life is somewhat like the cheese section of a European supermarket. One half is moldy and the other half is not affordable for me.

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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I dunno... that looks like a nice simple sandwich.

[-] 2910000@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

3am munchies joined the chat

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 8 points 2 months ago

"americans have no sense of taste"

[-] TedDallas@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

A bowel contraction sandwich. Thick cut. Kills men over 50. I salute you.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This picture disgusts me so much that I desperately wish I could never see it again.

[-] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Onion a little thick but fine I'll give you that but the cheese??? Good Lord man!

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