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Anon diversifies fetishes (lemmy.ml)
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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anon "Yeah baby, I'll fuck you harder than import tariffs!"

M1:

sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]

ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16

sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]

ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16

sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]

ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16

sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]

ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16

halt:
b halt
[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 45 points 2 weeks ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this ~~video~~ text. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one ~~video~~ text. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at ~~porn~~ text and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “~~thugposts~~” "Cycles" or “~~femboys~~” "Overclocks" or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Some sexy looking reds and yellows.

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 48 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds more like specialization

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

Specialization of an individual to an unfilled niche is diversification for the species as a whole.

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cyborgs shall rise

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Well biological niche specialisation is not an unknown phenomenon.

[-] SoreRegion@lem.to 39 points 2 weeks ago

RISCV has always felt a little BDSM

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, who doesn't like a nice cache?

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Back that cache up

[-] JamonBear@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Is this really CPU fetishism or just a regular apple customer syndrome?

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Not fake and definitely not gay. We have all been there at some point.

[-] steeznson@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

This explains so many unhinged posts on tech forums

[-] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hey ya know, it happens.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Everything's computer

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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