Free unlimited WiFi woman.
Can milk anything
I've got nipples, can you milk me?
We can certainly try
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Having recently undergone a full extraction of my remaining teeth and gotten dentures, I'll take "has a healthy set of teeth"- or "can afford dental implants"-man
Making anyone I want have an immediate and uncontrollable urge to sneeze.
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I'd be infinite stamina man. never get out of breath again, even while jogging
If I’ve driven there once in my life, 99% of the time I can drive there again with no directions.
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