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submitted 1 year ago by case_when@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[-] vis4valentine@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Free unlimited WiFi woman.

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[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] dom@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I've got nipples, can you milk me?

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

We can certainly try

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[-] s20@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Having recently undergone a full extraction of my remaining teeth and gotten dentures, I'll take "has a healthy set of teeth"- or "can afford dental implants"-man

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

My knees and elbows don't hurt man.

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Making anyone I want have an immediate and uncontrollable urge to sneeze.

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[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Never needing to nap girl a dream yet to come true

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[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd be infinite stamina man. never get out of breath again, even while jogging

[-] haulyard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If I’ve driven there once in my life, 99% of the time I can drive there again with no directions.

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