Be prepared! : cat

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Oh, thanks, old man, that is really very nice

I can always count on you for help and friendly advice

Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size

Oh, God, that's not a sword, it's your cat in disguise

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 months ago

... know what?

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

It was an archive of hacker/skiddie-friendly files hidden within that image. Things likes tools to overload/flood a website or server, keyloggers, and other things to leave behind, like offensive images or even a virus.

It's been 10+ years since I've seen it float around though.

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

I see.
https://archive.org/details/kitty_202403

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

ah yes the 500MB low-res cat image with mostly black background, totally normal

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 41 points 6 months ago

Pocket Pussy?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Do not the kitten.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 6 months ago

I mean, the cat's name is Tenga...

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

High catliber

[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 35 points 6 months ago

At the range like

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry, I have never not needed a kitten. Any situation is made more bearable with them about.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 months ago

Probably not properly hygienic, but I'm willing to allow it.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago

I'm betting that it's a vet.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 6 months ago

That completely makes sense and hadn't occurred to me. But I'd still like to imagine a world where my vaccination for flu or covid comes with a tiny fur face.

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago

This works with guinea pig babies too, for a different flavor of pocket vocalizations

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

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[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Anders has entered the chat.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Anders wouldn't have gone off the deep end if Ser Pounce-A-Lot was in Dragon Age 2.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Just make sure you follow proper administration procedure.

[-] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I keep that mf thang on me.

[-] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 months ago

Always be purrpared

[+] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

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