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[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 19 points 1 month ago

Well he won't have to look after her pet ever again

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I completely misinterpreted this headline on my first read. I thought it was about a man who was afraid to inspect a bomb threat that was issued by an animal.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

If my dog started talking and told me he planted a bomb somewhere, I'd be too surprised by the fact my dog can talk to do anything about the bomb.

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

What’s that, Lassie? Timmy’s got a bomb strapped to his chest?

[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Fool proof, big brain plan.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago

What are the odds that he lives in her house, maybe unemployed?

[-] corroded@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Even better. He lived (lives in prison now) in her parents' house, according to the article.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Why do you think she was on a cruise ship without him?

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 5 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a lovely person I can't understand why they left him behind.

[-] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Understandable.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Somebody set up us the bomb.

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