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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago

To be fair: caffeine is toxic to insects. It's not that we enjoy the intended effect like in hot chilies. It's that the effect differs between insects and mammals

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Explanation: While use of coffee beans originated in Ethiopia, it was the Arabs of the 15th century AD who discovered that it could be brewed into a drink. While I'm not a coffee drinker myself, both an appreciation for the historical importance of the drink and the fantastic smell makes me thankful for the discovery as well! Truly the world's first step into modernity ๐Ÿ™

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What was the use before the Arabs?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Chewing the beans, I believe.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

just like coca leaves in South America, coca tea came later, and eventually coca cola

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Nah it was Ethiopians who realized it. Arabs agreed. Then Europeans lost their damn minds at the concept of a non alcoholic social beverage, much less one with an energizing effect

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Going from drunk to energized to inventing calculus, optics, a working theory of gravity and orbital mechanics in one lifetime

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Man I hate coffee. Tastes like ash in water.

I have high sensitivity towards some tastes. Beer is also not palatable for me.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

It sounds like you have had a bunch of dark roasts. Maybe try a light roast and see if it tastes the same?

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It doesn't taste the same, nor smell the same, but it all tastes bad. For me, it's like asking me to try different brands of cigarettes. I'll still cough no matter the subtle or big differences.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Try to drink small sips. Is there wine that you like?

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Small sips is all I've ever tasted.

Coffee drinkers just can't stop trying to coax me into drinking coffee. Will you all just stop giving me tips? It's dead, guys. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Wine is okay, but I still have to drink enough that the alcohol taste wears off after a while. Then it tastes better.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

It's fine, don't worry. Honestly coffee is addicting and you'll feel off until you've had one in the morning.

I feel kinda the same as you about wine. Except for some nice white wines, some are nice to drink.

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[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Not sure why you're being down voted.

Personally I love the taste of coffee, but I can see how high "tastitivity" could make it unpleasant.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

A lot of people think coffee has one taste. It does not. It isn't all that burnt to hell flavor like you get from Starbucks or most other places. A nice light roast will be more fruity. If you get the chance, I'd recommend trying a naturally processed coffee, which is where the seed is left in the fruit while it ferments and is then removed, so it gets a lot more of the fruit flavors.

I'd also say the same thing for beer, but even more so. Beer is like soup. There's so many different ways to make it with different ingredients. Budweiser, or similar, is what most people try, and it's shit. There's a massive world of beer though, with things like sours that can taste like wine, fruit juice, or candy, to stouts that can have coffee or chocolate notes, and so much more.

You have to have an open mind and explore. There may not be coffee you like (the number of flavors is broad, but still more limited), but I can promise you I could find beer you like. My mom used to say she hates beer, but I've found a good number that she enjoys because there isn't just one flavor.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks, people have been offering me fine beer and coffee my whole life since puberty hit. Everything tastes like shit to me, I'm sorry. Some people just don't like coffee or beer. ๐Ÿ‘ And I'm perfectly happy not to need to drink them both. There's plenty of other things to enjoy. Like tea. Fruit juices. A gin and tonic perhaps. A mild non-alcoholic ginger beer.

But coffee can go sit in a corner.

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[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

You can't just say all that and not name any brands. Sure do I start?

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

You start local. I can't help you with that unless you live near me.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I live in Australia. We are widely known for our quality and variety of both coffee and beer, and I can tell you I'm in the same boat as the other guy. It doesn't matter what flavours you try to use to mask it, the bad taste of the beer or coffee still comes through. I imagine it's like those people that say cilantro tastes like soap, and even a small amount in a dish makes the entire thing taste like soap, even if they didn't know it was in there.

[-] cod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Funny, after water, beer and coffee are my two most consumed drinks. I like whisky too but havenโ€™t been drinking as much lately. It kind of comes and goes.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, water is third on that list for me.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don't care for the taste, but the smell is truly fantastic.

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[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

The Arabic dark roast beans are like used barbecue charcoal, but South American beans in a light roast are more like hazelnut black tea. There's a massive difference.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No thanks on every single coffee type you can think of. ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Same here. When people ask me why I don't drink coffee I have to explain to them that to me it tastes like a bars ashtray smells at the end of a busy night. The funny thing is everyone in my family loves coffee, I'm just the black sheep that drinks tea.

"Oh you just haven't had good coffee" nope sorry bud, I've had high end coffee, low end coffee, flavored coffee, everything. I even had a supervisor who basically lived on coffee and did everything he could to find a blend that was palatable to me, still nothing.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Exactly. Many who like coffee just can't imagine how someone can just not even learn to love it, no matter how hard they try.

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[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No no, coffea.

Ita coffee and tea together.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿคฎ

What a way to ruin some tea.

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Same on both counts, except with a little creamer/sugar, it can taste good!

Beer big nope, no amount of flavor will remove the smell/taste of piss for me.

[-] rogermiraki@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

It's definitely a taste that not everyone likes. I personally love coffee with a bit of sugar (1/2 a teaspoon per espresso shot). I also love espressos but hate Americanos. Maybe it's the type of drinks you tried?

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[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Coffee is the same for me. Beer used to be the same, but I got used to it - still doesn't taste great, but cold it's acceptable. But not coffee, I never got used to it.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's the thing, I have no interest in subjecting myself to things until they are acceptable lol. I like eating and drinking things that are inherently good to begin with. Things that are good for me, and to me. ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Very understandable! I've also stopped drinking beer, because it never started tasting good.

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[-] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

you're welcome. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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