Lol we've already defederated them before their shitty ideology ever gotten a chance to infect our servers

Lemme fix that for you real quick...

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Host my own? In this economy?

Can we DDOS Reddit now?

I'm pretty sure that future billionaire me seems like a cool guy, I'm totally not biased.

Eat the rich, except if I become rich, then I'm exempt because I am a honorary proletariat

/s but seriously tho, if anyone becomes a billionaire, they'll soon get corrupted by the wealth

Inb4 OP commits suicide with 2 bullets in the back of the head after resisting arrest.

Inb4 "Supreme Court rules that the right to recording is not protected by the constitution because cameras are not explicitly mentioned by the constitution."

Alabama has joined the chat

Someone: "My gender transition is almost complete."

Society: "No, not like that!"

Sorry if I'm being biased, but as a sailor of the High Seas, I hereby present you with !piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Warning: May involve discussion of acts that may infringe on your country's laws. You have been warned. Now will ye join our jolly crew?

Hey at least it's not beans! 😅