Bonk...?

I was thinking mowing at night is the worst time because the morning dew would promote mold growth while the blades of grass are most damaged. But I'm just making shit up.

What do you do when the king dies?

Whoah, I opened this at work and my boss saw me looking at a naked frog.

I always interpreted it as a person that has devoted their life to the topic of the meme with monk-like devotion.

Could also have been a test run

I don't know, Schlitz beer is doing okay

Agreed. This meme is in media res.

Probably the same reason that a.m. becomes p.m. at 12:00

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Did you ever use their WiFi? Joining on historical IP addresses would be easy.

Not if your employer has installed a root CA on your machine, enabling them to man-in-the-middle all your TLS connections.