Lol, me as well ๐Ÿ˜‚.

Yeah, I reread afterwards ๐Ÿ˜.

Well, at least you're honest...

Most of the days for me... the wank I mean, too poor to be stones most of the time.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They tend to pry out of the connectors all the time if no clip is present.

Yeah, Jerboa still doesn't support it.

Brilliant ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Damn it, I was hoping no one would notice.

Yep, me as well.

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Fuck ๐Ÿคฆ... I just knew my wife was behind that...

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Trust me, it really isn't that bad... it looks like it really is bad, cuz you got a piece of your dick just dangling from it, and as I said, there was a lot of blood, but it really isn't that bad. In fact, now I get to pee straight. Before that, the frenulum (banjo string is a slang) would actually push the urethra downwords when you pull on the foreskin, so I'd have to leverage that by pulling my thing up to make it pee at the angle I wanted. I always made a mess, pissing all over the toilet ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now, it's just point and shoot, it goes where you actually point it to, not where you think it should point to, based on how much tension there is between the urethra's opening and the frenulum ๐Ÿ˜’.

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