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[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 90 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hell, I wouldn't tell it here as well. It's going to the grave with me.

[-] madcow@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

But maybe you could explain the secret of your username? Is it unicode for the chinese word "乏" which means poor/tired? Is it some magic number or boot signature? I need to know!!

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 29 points 1 year ago

No.

It's just NO in hex... sorry the mystery isn't deeper.

[-] madcow@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Oh right... I went into full conspiracy mode when it should have been pretty obvious. (Or maybe you just want us to believe that...)

Maybe... but I guess you'll never know.

[-] madcow@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Hmm... if you convert each byte to little endian floating point, you'll get a latitude/longitude of 1.09301/1.10702. And those coordinates lead to a point right in the north atlantic ocean. Is this where you hid the body?! gestures wildly

[-] Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

You farted on a babies face and made it cry, didn't you?

[-] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair, the baby would've cried even if they didn't do that.

[-] PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

No. He posted that on TikTok.

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[-] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago

Ha, I'm not falling for this one a third time.

[-] art@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

I killed a circus clown in a Wendy's parking lot in 1996.

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago

Do I just upvote this post if my answer is the same?

Asking for a friend.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I generally disagree with murder, but I'm terrified of clowns, so I'm super conflicted about this.

[-] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

That is quite specific

[-] vita_man@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That was YOU?

[-] Blamemeta@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Thats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy's parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.

[-] VaidenKelsier@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy's parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing.

I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown.

I think about it constantly.

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
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[-] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 62 points 1 year ago
[-] lawrence@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nothing to see here, NSA

[-] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 year ago

Unfortunelately I will not tell that to strangers on the internet either

[-] Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 year ago

I’m certain that I am some degree of polyamorous. But I’m in a 10-year monogamous relationship and feel like I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place

[-] Munkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Might not be to late me and my wife of 12 years are starting talks of this.

[-] Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

If you don’t mind, how did you two even start that conversation? I’m afraid to bring it up because I know the knee-jerk reaction will probably be a lot of hurt feelings and misunderstandings

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[-] TankieCatgirl@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

This was exactly me three years ago. We ended up talking it out and, while things were a bit rocky at first as we felt things out, now I have 3 partners and my original partner has a boyfriend.

My advice is to be open and honest (a big requirement of polyamory), talk things out, and take it SLOW. My biggest mistakes were from jumping into things far too quickly.

[-] Lapus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I'm terrified of heights. No one knows. I'm great at faking it.

[-] chepox@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

So am I. I took rock climbing lessons. It was one of the hardest things I ever did. Eventually I lost the fear and felt awesome. Stopped climbing for years and now it's back. Fuck.

[-] Lapus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That is interesting how it went away and came back. Putting me on a ladder almost paralyzes me. I have to block the world out and focus on breathing in order to finish the task I got up there to do. .

[-] chepox@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Exposure treatment works. It sucks but it works. You just have to keep chiseling at it slowly but constantly. If you keep it up for long enough you will realize that feeling is almost gone when exposed to heights. The key here is being relentless at exposing yourself to what scares you (safely). In my mind, I just thought my brain was getting bored with always being scared and it just kinda went away. About a year in I went from not being able to walk on the hallway of the 4th floor of my college building to actually sitting on the railing (like everyone else). The thing is I wasn't faking not being scared. I was genuinely not scared.

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[-] housepanther@lemmy.goblackcat.com 20 points 1 year ago

That I am an anarcho-communist.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 12 points 1 year ago

I thought you were a house painter.

I'm something of both but I am a shitty painter. 😹

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[-] ErwinLottemann@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

I was a Teenage Anarchist.

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[-] yuki2501@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Not never, but at least for a few years (hopefully not my entire life): I'm transgender. 😞

[-] visak@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

To whoever downvoted this, I hope you have a five day bout of constipation.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

After I jerk off, I sometimes admire my junk in the mirror.

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[-] jvrava9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

My password manager password and anything about my life

[-] ferrodegaragem@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 1 year ago

The drawings of furries I do.

Stupid, I know. 😅

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

When I was about 11 I found roadkill, put it in a mailbox close to my home, watched from the window, and laughed when the mailman screamed.

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[-] erockdanger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I won't tell anyone about that fart I shouldn't have trusted

Nice try, Jared!

(He's my SIS agent)

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