What's wrong with lemmy.zip? I'm not up to date with the instance drama
Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick
That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you
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Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!
Not a bridge expert, or really any kind of expert, really. But railroad rails are laid with a little gap to account for thermal expansion of the rail on hot days. If the expansion is more than designed for, you get buckling like this. This bridge was probably also designed to account for thermal expansion to a certain degree. It seems like more and more of our infrastructure is starting to fail, encountering heat levels it was never expected to encounter. I wonder if failures like this and worse are going to become a common headline
You and your 692 partners can fuck off
PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware "PC tune up" apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.
I'd pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don't want anything to do with you. I don't know shit about gorillas
Adding this to my list of reasons why I don't give "110%"
Doesn’t help that Mentos is a candy brand over here in the US. My dumb ass would’ve definitely eaten half of this and only realize something’s wrong when I start burping bubbles
If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool