[-] 69420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

...he should do anti-gravity next.

There's a python library for that.

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago

Girl from Walgreens: Phone number, please?

Sovcit: Hell no, I know my rights!

Jake from State Farm: What exactly are we insuring here?

Sovcit: You get your greasy corporate fingers out of my personal business!

Facebook: Literally all of your personal information, please?

Sovcit: Ok.

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 147 points 1 month ago

NEW YORK CITY!?!?

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago
It’s not DNS.
There’s no way it’s DNS.
It was DNS.

-SSBroski

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago

So nobody knows the mother is smoking meth.

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago

This feels like you started with the phrase "Hot Messiah" then worked backwards from there.

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago
[-] 69420@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

So much whoooosh

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Retail price. So only like 5 or 6 Stanley's.

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

This is the new quantum search feature: you changed the results by observing them.

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

This is why children are called minors.

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