[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

“I won’t be back.”

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

And the lord cummeth?

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

Not enough doodle cocks & swastikas.

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 66 points 4 months ago

_Your face isn’t well.

Delete._

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

All I see is these fake fucks with no fangs tryna draw blood from my ice-cold veins.

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago
[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 101 points 11 months ago

Rule 34 artists as we speak: ✏️✏️✏️

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

It’s less of an ask and more of a declaration.

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 128 points 1 year ago

My man thought he was permanently erasing it from history.

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

roses are red,

marvel pixar

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