[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago

If you can see the sphere, you paid extra for the room and you knew what you were getting into.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

It's absolutely ridiculous how hard the school systems make it to get on a bus route.

You basically have to stay at the same residence and at the same school for their entire education. Even just moving within the district and they use it as an excuse to "put you on a wait list".

Add in the shortage of drivers (who wants that job) and any excuse they can use to change boundaries or cut a route.

It's like the fucking DMV on steroids.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago
[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

"just sayin' "

Yes. Yes you did. You just said.

"honestly.."

Wait, you weren't being honest before now? I catch myself saying this and it ignites that inner cringe.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago

Mythic Quest CEO Level Achieved.

Next up, stories of inappropriate conduct leak and somebody tiger's a camero.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

Fake.

No one remembers Anon years later.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Japan was invading China.

But this is clearly fake and connected to the month of June.

Anon probably read a story about this happening and assumed the heir of the protagonist. Then used online for attention and group feedback on his projection that hiding in a cave is somehow based.

They are probably in that cave right now.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

I can dig the 2040's.

But of an un branded vibe to it too.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Excel wouldn't stop converting sku numbers to date formats. IT guy was excited to share an "easy fix" for that with Open Office...

When I saw his genuine excitement as he described Linux, plus the security it provided I realized, if I ran Linux I'd have the best support in the company. And I did.

I eventually had to move on from Linux at work after 10yrs or so but it's all I run at home.

All because of Excel and those fucking date codes. Which yes, Open Office solved as advertised.

And yes I know you don't need Linux for that but it was a long time ago.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

RTJ for POTUS.

With Secretary of State DeLaRocha.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

OH SHIT HE IS RISEN PRAISE BE

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Sleep paralysis was part of untreated apnea for me. And it sucks.

I'm not a doctor, but you might consider a sleep study if you can.

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