[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Where I come from, everyone dies in a helicopter crash.

So me and my all my friends live a simple life, just cooking to death in helicopter gas.

In a lake in Southern Chile, just a a simple way to die us country folks.

No fan fare about it, no big show, just quietly dying in an explosion.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Cameras are definitely more of a resistance fighter group tbh.

I'd say the cameras are like XCOM and the Toilets are like the aliens. Not exactly a communist vs capitalist dynamic but more of an underdog story.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This man looks he'd want to be a giant robot, or regular sized and you'd be tiny, and then you would go into his ass to control him with wires and buttons.

It would NOT be gay.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Fuck I forgot hands.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

His exception to the rule, that being inheritence, make up 99% of the people in the 1%. There is fuck all upward mobility even for the so called "geniuses." All tech guys and businessmen either get that way through connections or nepotism. Ergo, even if he thinks 99% of people aren't driven, capitalism doesn't work the way he says.

For his "The best have to be given the fair share" I'd point out that the researchers and engineers who make the shit are often vastly poorer than their bosses who sell it. Edison got rich and is credited with many inventions but he just hired a bunch of people to do it. The "Best" in their case got a basic salary while the businessman got filthy rich. Even if you need to reward "the best" with monetary measures, capitalism still sucks Donkey Dick.

Also don't listen to the nerds suggesting the bullet. Some people can be good people but have shitty opinions. There's no reason to go scorched earth when there's no revolution even close to coming.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Nah, the weirdest sonic product is the Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich which is just some walmart brand steak deep fried and put on a bun.

However, they do have some of the best burgers in the business and they're infinitely more customizable than any other fast food place. Plus the ice rocks and the drinks can't be beat. The ice cream machine is always on too so you can get shakes even after 10:00 if they're still open.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I hate their unconscious brains but I think their consciousness is okay.

Humans are driven more by unconscious monkey brain then they care to admit. The people they like, hate, and pay attention to are largely unconscious behaviors. In this way, a human in a social setting is pure animal. The personality and ego are mere tools used by the human organism to navigate these social situations.

The human organism is a unconscious, cruel thing that should be abandoned as soon as possible. The egos created from it are okay. But asking them to separate themselves is hard for the trained let alone the layman.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Plus it won't be a burning pit of fire once climate change really ramps up.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The BlueChew? Great actually. I'm a gay man but I need to pretend to like fucking my wife or else I'll get fired from my rural conservative job. One little pill and I'm hard for hours, just enough to do a quick session with her for business before going over to my boyfriends house.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Talk for 2-3 hours until dark. Drink, smoke weed, and then spend the rest of the night listening to music and talking.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It just seems like you picked a font from photoshop, put a black border around it, and shipped the meme.

Use Impact font and add a drop shadow next time. It gives a slight depth and Impact is the traditional meme font.

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